God, I hate Arabs

God, I hate Arabs

One of the things we’ve never been accused of here at The Asylum is being politically correct. We call ‘em like we see ‘em, and I’ve remained silent on a particular topic for far too long. Here it is: I really hate Arabs. I don’t particularly hate Egyptians, and I have found Persians to be genuinely good people. Arabs, on the other hand, are fucking assholes. And I’ve come to the conclusion that I really don’t like any of them.

A great myth (one of many) that has been crammed down all our throats since 9/11 is the notion that Arabs feel “threatened” in America. Bullshit. They say that people look at them funny, and they’re tired of being made to feel guilty for the small percentage (87%) of Arab Muslims around the world that cut off peoples’ heads, blow up hotels, and jump around like monkeys while desecrating human corpses in a manner that would make even Larry Flint cry.

I can tell you that I, like many Americans, am generally a very friendly person. No matter what you may think from reading my columns, it’s the truth. Most of the time, I greet all people with a smile. It’s who I am. I’m just a fucking nice guy…. However, I have come to the conclusion that smiling and being nice to people of Arab decent (especially recent immigrants) only sets me up for more of their sneering and scowling. Since they’re such uncivilized savages, they seem to think that anyone who smiles at them wants to give them a nob job, and I’m just fucking sick of being nice to them. It is THEY who are the ones that make everybody else uncomfortable, not the other way around. I’m tired of being fed this line of bullshit.

Have you ever seen an Arab smile? I sure haven’t. They sneer, scowl, frown, and generally look menacing and threatening. To be honest, they have no place in a civilized Western country. The next time I see some Arab shitbag wearing a sweatsuit and hanging around the mall with a scowl on his face, I’m calling security. Who do these chimps think they are?

Another thing about Arabs is their dishonesty. It’s no wonder why Saudi Arabia kills people for the most minor of offenses. The threat of punishment seems to be the only thing keeping Mohammed from lying, cheating, stealing, and generally acting like Homey. The most recent example of Muslim dishonesty is their denouncement of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. When Zarqawi blew up three hotels in Jordan (a truly horrible act of barbarism), Muslims in the Arab world reacted with shock and anger. Were they shocked that one of their own could do such a thing? Of course not. They were upset that they were on the RECEIVING end for once.

If you have listened to the interviews in the Arab world (as I have), then you have undoubtedly noticed that most Muslims expressed shock and outrage that Zarqawi would attack FELLOW MUSLIMS (although they didn’t bat an eye when he cut off Nick Berg’s head with a rusty saw while chanting “Allah U Akbar”). This is just more proof that Arab Muslims give tacit approval to acts of terrorism against Christians, Jews, Buddhists, and atheists. You don’t hear one peep from Arabs when a Christian girl in Indonesia or old Buddhist man in Southern Thailand is beheaded. It is only when their ox is gored that they take a step back and consider how depraved the terrorists among them really are.

That brings me to the family of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. They renounced him and condemned him this week for his terrorist acts in Jordan. Better late than never, I guess. But that exposes a big weakness in our War on Terror. This weekend, The History Channel showed another excellent WWII documentary. It was called “Hitler’s Family,” and it detailed (among other things) how Hitler’s favorite nephew wanted to fight for Nazi Germany, and accepted no special privileges. He ended up being captured and tortured to death by the Soviets, which was a huge blow to Adolph’s morale. The Soviets were also very eager to get their hands on other members of Hitler’s family (and probably succeeded in some cases).

I’m not a liberal Democrat, so it is rare that I would want to model anything after the Soviet Union. However, it does seem to me that if any other country in the world had been attacked on 9/11, Mohammad Atta’s and Osama bin Laden’s families would be considered fair game. It continues to irk me that Mohammed Atta’s wife and children are out there living in Arabland completely immune to any repercussions from the civilized world. Since I have proven in this article and previous ones that most Arabs are incapable of behaving in a civilized matter, perhaps we should lower ourselves, just this once, to their level and do what needs to be done in order to win this fucking war.

As I have said before: "I have no interest in being better than my enemies (mainly because I will always be better than my enemies). I am only interested in being more alive than my enemies." And if you feel "uncomfortable" here (i.e. unable to kill us infidels without repercussions) then fuck off back to your own shithole country. Nobody is forcing you to be here.

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