A Pussy's Take on Anger
I have proof that almost everyone in my office is nothing but a leftwing pussy coward.
There I was bored out of my brain the other day when I somehow stumbled upon the occupational health and safety section of our intranet. In there was a list of various OH&S issues and health problems. On the list was Anger. As I read through it, I couldn’t help but think “What a load of typical, cowardly, left wing hippie shit”. Let's take a look.
Anger
What is anger?
Anger is a powerful emotion. If it isn't handled appropriately, it may have destructive results for both you and the people around you. Uncontrolled anger can lead to arguments, physical fights, physical abuse, and assault and self-harm. On the other hand, well managed anger can be a useful emotion that motivates you to make positive changes.
Arguments are good, I love arguments. Physical fights, physical abuse, and assault is even better – especially when directed against left wing pussies. It shows those chickenshits that you will fight for what you believe and they won’t – further illustrating to them that they are in fact worthless cowards. The only detrimental thing in that paragraph is self harm, and if assaulting hippies is hurting you, then you are not doing it correctly.
The physical effects
Anger triggers the body's 'fight or flight' response. Other emotions that trigger this response include fear, excitement and anxiety. The adrenal glands flood the body with stress hormones, such as adrenaline and cortisol. The brain shunts blood away from the gut and towards the muscles, in preparation for physical exertion. Heart rate, blood pressure and respiration increase, the body temperature rises and the skin perspires. The mind is sharpened and focused.
Fight in Rightists, flight in leftists. Of course our fight is stronger than their flight so they are fucked either way. But look at that – there is not one detrimental physical effect in that. Okay, maybe the increased sweating is not desirable but it does help keep you cool so you can fight harder and longer.
Health problems
The constant flood of stress chemicals and associated metabolic changes that accompany recurrent unmanaged anger can eventually cause harm to many different systems of the body. Some of the short and long term health problems that have been linked to unmanaged anger include:
No I didn’t edit anything out. There is actually nothing listed on the intranet page. Therefore it appears, by the pussies' own admission on the page, there are no health problems associated with anger. But of course these cowardly left wing pussies are going to take a dislike to anger. It makes us bash the shit out of them even more effectively than we ordinarily would.
Expressing your anger safely
Anger affects people in different ways. Some people have a 'short fuse' and get angry easily. Others only seem to get angry after a long time. Arguments can make you very uncomfortable. The best way to resolve an argument is to negotiate with the other person.
There are safe ways to express your anger:
Go for a run
Scream at something, for example a tree or a car
Talk to someone you trust.
It is important that you express your anger safely. If you don't, you may hurt yourself or someone else.
I won’t hurt myself because I know how to hurt others properly. But I mean how pussy is that? Go for a run? Unless I am trying to catch some left wing piece of shit to give him a beating, or am out with my dogs, I have no interest in running.
Scream at a tree? You can’t get more left wing cowardly than yelling at something that can’t fight back. Apparently walking up to a tree and, like a mental patient, screaming at it for no reason is considered a “safe” way to express your anger (to be read: a way in which you don’t beat the shit out of us like we deserve for being the left wing chickenshits we are)
I will confess to screaming at cars once or twice, though as usual, the left wing pussies have it wrong, as I am quite sure the people in those cars at the time didn’t think that was a safe way for me to express my anger.
And as for talking to someone I trust – all the people I trust would say “I can see you are angry. Let’s go and belt the shit out of some leftists together” and so leftist cowards would get twice the beating they ordinarily would. But if they think that is safe then it’s all good.
Try and work out why you are angry
If the same situation, or person, is making you angry a lot, think about talking to someone you trust. For example:
A counsellor
Your manager
A doctor
A social worker
A psychologist or psychiatrist
Considering it is all the leftwing fuckheads I work with that make me angry, I’ll just walk into my manager’s office with a lead pipe and say “You and everyone else in this office are making me angry so I’m here to beat you all to death.” Is that what these pussies are saying?
Now you may say that is not the only way to handle things, and you would be right. I have also thought about using a baseball bat, my katana, various firearms, flails, axes, halberds, and a board with a nail in it.
A counsellor? A social worker? What are ex-criminals and ex-drug addicts going to do, except give me more people to beat up. Psychologists and psychiatrists? My theory is that you need to have fucked up your own life before you can be qualified to fuck up someone else's.
And unless the doctor is going to give me a note for six months off work on full pay, I really have no interest in paying $40 to talk to him.
Relaxation can help
Relaxation can help put things in perspective. There are many ways you can relax:
Go for a walk or sit quietly in a park
Listen to some music you really like
Read a book, go to a movie or watch a video
Play your favourite sport, go for a swim or learn yoga
Take a bath.
It is easy to forget to make time to relax. It can be helpful to try and put time aside each day to do something relaxing. Try writing a list of activities that you find relaxing.
Women and homos take baths. Men take showers. The only time I would take a bath is if I were asked to take a bath with Scarlett Johansson, Rebecca Romijn, and Kristanna Loken, all at the same time, and a lot of sex was to follow the bath, with all three of them, at the same time.
But I actually do find showers to be quite relaxing – after a hard day of belting up leftists.
Violence is not a solution to anger
You may find a person or an issue upsets you so much that you lash out. Violence may also be a way to release frustration when you don't know what is upsetting you. This can be dangerous to both you and others and may result in criminal charges. To overcome violence, write a list of things that make you angry, for example particular situations, people, moods, drugs or alcohol. Start thinking about ways to avoid these people or things. Think about ways to contain your violence.
There are many people you can talk to who can help you overcome your feelings of wanting to lash out.
Violence is not only the solution to anger, it is the only reason for anger. Read that paragraph again. This is proof we should start the civil war against leftists now.
Their method – avoid things (i.e run away like a chickenshit) that make you angry.
Our method – use violence against things that make you angry until they cease behaving in a way that makes you angry.
Again the cowards try to play up the fact that it could be dangerous to you. And again I say that if that is the case, then you are not doing it properly.
Everyone has arguments
Arguments can arise for any number of reasons:
You may be having trouble understanding someone else's thoughts on an issue. It may help to ask them questions about their point of view.
Your values, goals or needs may conflict with those of someone else.
You may not understand what other people are trying to say or do.
What bullshit. No, it just means the leftist shitbag you are conversing with is probably trying to sell out this country to muslim shitbags, communist shitbags, and/or other leftist shitbags. And that is a perfectly legitimate reason to argue with them and inflict righteous violence upon them.
Unresolved arguments can cause problems
Unresolved arguments can lead to:
Confusion and feelings of resentment
Stress and tension
Sleeplessness
Illness
Family breakdowns or poor relationships
Aggression or violence.
Confusion? Nope. And it is not resentment I feel towards leftists, it is hatred. And that is not from arguing with them, it is from me not being allowed to exterminate them.
Stress and tension? Only if I see leftists going unbashed. That does cause me some distress.
Sleeplessness? Yeah, so what? You get used to it after awhile.
Illness? Nope. Not from any unresolved arguments. And if ever did find myself becoming ill over some unresolved argument, I would just go around and punch the leftist shithead. The argument resolved and I can start getting better.
Family breakdowns and poor relationships? I don’t want relationships with leftist cowards so should they break down – good.
I am not even going to address aggression or violence as problems because they aren’t. They are solutions to problems – especially leftist problems.
Dealing with arguments
Once you have an argument, it is easy to stay angry or upset with the other person. If you don't resolve arguments with people you see often, it can be a very uncomfortable experience:
Talking to the person about your disagreement may or may not help. If you do approach them make sure it is in a helpful way.
If the person could be violent or abusive it may be best not to approach them directly. You could talk to them over the phone to see if they are open to finding a solution to the argument.
I have asked leftists on many occasions to stop being such dickheads but they don’t listen so my only recourse is to belt the shit out of them so they stop being such dickheads. What else am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to go along not feeling well while they be dickheads? Not fucking likely. When they are wrong (which they are, if they weren't they wouldn't be dickheads) they will be the ones to pay.
What to say
Try and tell the person how you feel as a result of their opinion but avoid trying to tell them how they feel. It is possible to agree to disagree. You may need someone else to help you resolve the disagreement. You could ask a third person to act as a go-between and help you both get another view on the argument.
A third person as a go-between? These leftists are so cowardly they can’t even face you alone in a non-physical confrontation. Me, I don’t need a go-between to beat up these leftists. I do tell leftists how I feel, usually just before I slam my fist into them. And the argument is not differing points of view. It is that leftists are wrong and refuse to admit. That is the only problem. If they would admit how wrong they are about everything, and just how cowardly and treasonous they are, then I probably wouldn’t need to beat them to make them realise they are cowards and traitors who are wrong about everything.
Good reasons for dealing with arguments
There are good reasons for dealing with arguments:
It will give you a sense of achievement and make you feel more positive
You will feel more relaxed, healthy and will get a good night's sleep
You will develop stronger relationships
You will feel happier.
Okay, that last paragraph is true. I will grant that. Once I have beaten the shit out leftists, I do feel more positive and take pride in the sense that I gave a leftist shitbag the beating he required and thus have done the community a big favour. I do feel relaxed after it and I do sleep well if it has been a particularly long day with a great many beatings administered to leftists. And beating leftists into bloody pulps with family and friends does bring us closer together.
So apart from that last paragraph (which is correct), you can see how wrong these fucking leftist pussy dipshits I have to work with are. And just how big a group of fucking leftist pussy dipshits they are.
Now after all that, I think I need to go bash some leftists......
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2005