VSU: The hilarious fallout
God I am loving this. I have been surfing the blogs and thoroughly enjoying the spackatronics from leftist shitheads. I can't get enough of it.
Let's have a look at some of the best stuff.
First there is this cockmaster who is having a big ol' cry about it. Let's look at his bullshit:
The most recent and one of the most alarming, as a university student, is the removal of Compulsory Student Unionism in favour of a very Orwellian Voluntary Student Unionism. It seeks to dismantle basic funding for university services such as childcare, kiosks, and most importantly, political organizations. Of course, the young Liberals have their rich daddies and big party backing to keep them afloat, and the little groups will go under. A student’s right to protest is too much of a threat to Howard’s agenda. Students are always the most opposed to attacks on our rights, and as a representative from a teacher’s union said, Universities are the training ground for future industrial activism, which the government seeks to outlaw.
Even when over 80% of students said they wanted to keep Compulsory Student Unionism alive, the government ignored us and went and did it anyway. This is the lie that is Parliamentary democracy. They claim to be the representative of the people, but they’ll quickly ignore our opposition to anything they try to do, because they are not in our interests, they’re in the interests of themselves, and their rich mates.
I'd spend time mocking all his bullshit about Liberals rich daddies (rich because they actually worked hard - unlike every lazy leftist scum out there - throughout their lives to be able to provide for their children) but there is no challenge in it. When someone refers to something voluntary as Orwellian (An Orwellian choice? Guess I must have skipped over that part........) it's clear they need to replace the hamster droppings they are using in place of a brain. I have to reiterate just how fucking stupid this dumbfuck is. An Orwellian choice....So. Fucking. Stupid.
There really is nothing I can add that will me him appear any more stupid. He has proven how stupid he is just by typing it.
Ah what the hell....
Hey fuckwit. If 80% of students say they wanted Compulsory Student Unionism, why were you and your fellow fuckwit leftists so scared about letting them have a vote on it like Brendan Nelson was going to? Huh? I can't hear you.
And here we have another typical stupid fucking leftist:
I do believe that every protest I've been to in the last couple of years has done jack-shit... So depressing, I had such high hopes, such novel little ideological values, such naive assumptions about how to change the world. Kick me in the teeth and call me a dolebludger. Boo, hiss.
Here's an idea. How about GETTING A FUCKING JOB and actually working to contribute something to this world as opposed to being a lazy scumbag and just bludging off it.....sorry, trying to change it was how you put it, wasn't it?. And you have nobody to blame but yourself for being depressed. If you weren't so damn stupid to think leftist ideological "values" (yeah I know - the left has no values) actually worked, you wouldn't be so depressed.
However there is no need to kick you in teeth. The great Senator Fielding did that quite adequately yesterday - BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
And still the wankers are crying about it.
Stephen Fielding of Family First held the balance of power in the Senate, and got the Smash the Student Unions legislation through.
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As far as I can tell, this is no more than an attempt to attack the Left at its recruiting base in tertiary education.
Good! The left should be attacked at every opportunity. We should be treating the left like the filth they are and should never give them a moment's respite. But I must grudgingly give some credit here. Smash the Student Unions legislation is a suitably awesome (and quite apt) name for it. And a most noble goal.
And then there is this tosser. So much hilarious bullshit to choose from:
Dictator Howard has entered the room.
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The new anti-terrorism laws mean you can be locked up in a cell for 15 days without any charges. So like me, if you look remotely Arab, I advice you not to go down to the local deli or the movies. In fact lets not leave the house. After all now a racist police officer doesn't even need a reason to arrest you....If I were a terrorist, the new anti-terrors laws would be a victory for me. Without blowing myself up, me and my colleagues have managed to create an atmosphere of fear and hysteria.
BWA HA HA HA HA! Sure dickhead. You have succeeded in getting legislation passed that cracks down on terrorist fucks, making it easier for us to stop you being able to kill us infidels and that is somehow a victory for you? BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
And the racist police officers - yep that's right. If only you were a white Christian trying bash up life guards, or raping women, or trying to blow up innocent people the police would leave you alone. It's not because you are criminal shitbags that the police come down on you, it's because you aren't white. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Please do take your own advice and never leave your house. Actually, best you just leave the country if it is so horrible under Dictator Howard.
He/She/It continues:
According to "Doctor" Nelson, the Education minister, he saw the compulsory union fees as an unnecessary financial burden the students had to carry. Oh yeh? Why don't you fucking make my textbooks cheaper? Or subsidise my degree for that matter? Why don't you give me a realistic Youth Allowance? Why don't you give free universal education?
Typical lazy leftist shitbag. Wants everything given to him/her it and doesn't want to do a damn thing to earn it.
However he/she/it did get one bit right:
In fact yesterday's parliamentary session can be best described in the words of Senator Natasha Scott Despoja, "This process is a farce; it is a joke. There is no point in us being here".
Damn straight. There is no point in you leftist fuckhead traitors being here. Fuck off to some other country like Cuba or North Korea or any other communist or islamic shithole you hold so dear.
This stuff just keeps getting better and better.
What it comes down to is that the only services on campus that are going to be under threat are those that the majority don't want - namely your leftist bullshit agendas and that is why these leftist fuckwits are so up in arms about it. Of course they trot out bullshit concerns about childcare, sports (who knew they considered big group wank session games like Soggy Biscuit a sport?), student advocacy, etc but what they are really concerned is their treasonous agenda. They know it will have no support among the majority of students and they are pissing their pants over it.
And ya know what? Here is a challenge to any and all leftist fuckheads currently at university. I am willing to bet that a majority of students would be happy with paying a small fee for a competent student advocacy service so here is what I want you to do.
I want you to form a group dedicated solely to Academic Student Advocacy. A student gets accused of plagiarism, you are there. A student is accused of breaking some rule or code of conduct, you are there. Some students have a disagreement with each other and front a disciplinary interview with the Vice Chancellor which could result in failing a unit/suspension for x number of semesters/expulsion, you are there. A student (or group of students) is unhappy with an exam, course work, delay in getting results etc, you are there. And that is all you are there for.
You collect a small fee from each student willing to pay (and maybe a slightly larger one if someone joins because they need you at short notice) and you fully account for every single cent you acquire. You freely distribute how you spent that money to all on campus (so those who are hesitant to join you at first can see that their money is not being wasted), all done via an independent third party.
Do this and.........bah! Who am I kidding? You leftist fuckweasels will just steal money from these hard working students and say you are an Academic Advocacy service, but it will only be a matter of weeks before you issue a statement like:
"The Howard government is planning to give everyone more tax cuts. This will impact badly on students' academic lives so as your academic advocacy service, we are going to use your money to buy spray paint so we can deface government offices, wire cutters so we can go break out illegal queue jumpers (your money will also be used to hire buses to take us out to the detention centres), and to pay the medicals bills for the numerous injuries we will sustain while trying to fight the police and terrorize their horses. Remember we are doing this as your academic advocacy service because all the things listed directly affect your academic whatever"
Nope. As usual it will fall to someone on the Right to provide real benefit to people and to provide services students actually want.
(sort of cross-posted at A Western Heart)
Clearly suicide is the only viable option remaining for leftists in this country......
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