Your attention my American readers

Your attention my American readers

Everyone receives hatemail of one sort or another, but sometimes, one receives such hatemail that defies explanation. Even thinking "The person who wrote this must be the stupidest, brain dead moron on the planet" is insufficient to properly explain it.

Take a look at this

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lol ur such a dick. U sound like such a fag talkin like u think ur smart and 
tough. yanks cant fight for shit id fucking hammer u any day. U talk about 
europe as if its no rival to America but that guy was right, and u... ya lil 
inbred couldt even listen. Bet ya a proper hilbilly, banjo playing, cousin 
marryin, hick aint ya. U should get off ya rockin chair once in a while and read 
about how well europe are doing nowadays and the superpower it seems like its guna 
grow into. Whether we English want that is our decision. Read this you little 
fuck and then go back to your shanty.

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So you don't have to waste your time, I will summarise what was said on the page he referred to:

Lots of leftist euroweenies will get together and masturbate a lot while having anal sex with each other and dead and living animals. This will somehow enable the EU economy to grow faster and stronger than the US, China, and the Imperial Empire combined, which will result in reduced greenhouse emissions and a magical fairy dust which they will spread over the world to make everyone like each other and stop fighting, so they can continue to be the largest economy in the entire universe.

Listen here you impotent, microdicked Brit - you would not last ten seconds against an American women let alone an American man. And you would not last five seconds against me because I am an Aussie and would knock you into fucking next week before your fucked up Euroweenie brain could cause your body to shit your pants in fear.

Now, I don't know about you, my American readers, but if I were American I would not take kindly to some limey little shit who still wets the bed saying he could fucking hammer you. I also would not take kindly to some of the other things he says (even though he is most likely projecting)

If I were you, I would take the time to send him an email to let him know just how wrong he is. Feel free to copy and paste the forwarded message bit in grey to let him know what you are referring to.

Thank you for your attention, my American readers.

Back to the lobby

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