Is it just me or are we getting inundated with Reality TV programs of late? I don't think I can get through a day
without some images of buffed bodies in The Resort, The Hothouse, Survivor All Stars, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette,
The Block, Big Brother .. and so forth and so forth.
Just when I had about had a gutful of people thinking they can easily renovate their own homes (without council
approval which raises safety issues and creates a potential avalanche), to all this backstabbing bitchiness at
trying to win $1m, to airheads like Paris Hilton and friend living in a farm - all which are as far away
from reality as I see it. Why would we want to see something that we see everyday (minus the money).
We are a nation full of pervs, that's why.
I can't stand it when you look at what people go through for their 15 seconds of fame. Half the time they
come out looking like lame ass retards who I wouldn't even touch with a ten foot pole. Half the time these
people either (a) self employed, (b) unemployed, (c) lazy dole bludgers if they can go and take 3 months off
to go star in a TV reality program.
And what of The Simple Life? We already know that Paris' reality is about as far removed from any one else's
reality - give me a chain of hotels in my name and I will tell you how I can just hire you to serve me. She is
a nice enough girl, don't get me wrong, but her reality is somewhat .... not there. I may be Australian, but at
least I know that Walmart DOESN'T sell walls!!!
And finally, a mockery of love. Put a good looking man in a room full of women and you are bound to come up with
bitchiness and catfights. What it does do as well is nationally expose the sluts who are willing to have a gratuitous
bonk just to get the man. Plus the fact there is money involved is an added incentive. I ask you about the statistics
- how many of the "couples" in the Bachelor are still together. Don't count the Bachelorette because she was desperate
to get married anyway. Anyone who can "fall in love" and be upset over their rejection in the Bachelor instalment and
find their soulmate in the Bachelorette instalment is just lame. Having said that, I am sure they are happy together.
I think one in three marriages end in divorce anyway. They could be the other two thirds. Here's watching...
And to the biggest rort of all time - the 55 hour wedding of Britney and what's-his-face. Honey, there ain't no such
thing as doing it "for fun" or to "see what it is like". You marry him, you're stuck with him forever. Lest, that's
what whatever religion you practice tells you. Of course, you live in America - where most of the the time the
inhabitants appear on some lame arse talk show (except Oprah - now _that's_ compelling viewing!!) where some white
trailer trash with no teeth ended up with her sister's husband (or vice versa), and some fat black chick with really
bad hair talks with the finger waving thing while balancing an illegitimate child. Hmm, the leading nation of the
"free" world? Give me Kimmie any day. He'll deport those idiots.
That's the beauty of Australia. Apart from the Aboriginal people, the whole damn country can practically get deported!
Isn't it great? Bring back slavery and capital punishment, I say. At least hardship is real ... not that awful crap we
call prime time television!!!!
You want the truth? You can't handle the TRUTH !!!