Happy New Year My Ass
What a shit year 2003 was. Apart from the coalition forces showing those Islamic savages that if you fuck with us you are gonna get smacked down and smacked down hard - nothing good happened.
I mean look around. All those cowards and communists who were opposed to war are all still alive. Why aren't we rounding them up en masse for execution? That is what every communist regime in history (not to mention every dictator like Hitler, Mussolini, Saddam etc who these cowards and communists also support) has done to their own populations (and according to them, they have done it for their population's own good) so why aren't we doing it for their own good.
They will thanks us. We will kick in their commie refuges and say "Line up you commie pigs. We are rounding you and your family all up and are gonna march you to the desert where we are going to torture and execute you for your own good."
And they will say "Woo hoo. Just like what my heroes Stalin, Mao, Castro, Pot, Saddam et al did! I am so honoured." But alas - all these dickheads are still alive to pollute the gene pool with the next generation of dickheads, communists and cowards.
Just one year I would like all the dickheads in the world to die - but given that by my calculations that figure will work out to about 96.8% of the planet's population maybe I am wishing for too much That is probably the main reason 2003 sucked and why 2004 will suck just as much. All the dickheads that won't do the courteous thing and die - or at least stop being such dickheads.
That is why I stayed home playing computer games, watching dvds and working on my website on New Years Eve. One reason is that I have no desire to be surrounded by dickheads (plus why is it that when they act like the dickheads they are, and I give them the ass kicking they need (and should have gotten from their parents a long time ago) that it is me who gets in trouble with the police?)
The other reason is that I see nothing to celebrate about another year of the same unending, never changing shit that made 2003 and every previous year the hellish nightmare they were.
Oh sure I could have had a barbecue/house warming with my friends but some dickheads who were… well... being dickheads…. at the primary school next door would have no doubt tried to gatecrash and when me and my friends kicked their asses for them, me and my friends would have gotten in trouble with the police - even though they were trespassing on my property.
So in accordance with all the horrible shit I had to endure in
2003 (and 2002, and 2001, and 2000, and 1999, and 1998, and 1997, and 1996, and
1995, and 1994, and 1993, and 1992, and 1991, and 1990 and…..) and without a
doubt I am going to have to endure this year, (mainly thanks to all the
dickheads who will cross my path with no other purpose than to make my life a
misery) I hereby declare 2004 to be Year Full Of The Same Shit As All The
Previous Ones That Make
People think I would make a kick ass corpse.
© by
Tiberius Alatheus 2004