Halloween and Mexicans
Another Halloween has come and gone.
And since so many people have caught on, I didn't feel
the need to give out advice to the socially retarded on
how to behave this year. It seems like most people did a good job. The
cheapskates and religious nuts all kept their lights off and everyone
left them alone like they wanted. Nobody gave out
shitty candy (or bible trading cards) and the kids
were happy. There's only one bit of my advice from the
past that wasn't followed: Poor people continue to drive to my neighborhood
in order to get freebies. I guess I really don't mind this as much as I
thought. Its just confirmation that I've worked my way up to living in
the good neighborhood.
And even though most of the underprivileged kids behaved well, I really do
have to call out the douchebags in the illegal alien (Mexican) community.
As mentioned before, I live in a racially diverse,
middle class neighborhood. The only people we don't
have are illegal aliens (something about not allowing
40 people to rent one house I guess). Everybody else (Chinese,
Korean, Japanese, Indian, Middle Eastern, White, etc.) behaved well - but
not the Mexicans. When my wife handed out candy, she noticed that every
kid took one piece except for the three or four groups
of Latinos, who would grab a big handful (or two).
Eventually she had to start putting one piece of candy
in the bags of anyone she knew to be a Mexican from the projects. I
was out trick or treating with my daughter, and I ran in to a couple of
these families along the way. I often heard the kids saying (in Spanish)
I wanted more as they walked away from the houses
they'd just received free candy from. If nothing else,
this underscores my theory that there's no such thing
as a superior or inferior race. Culture, on the other hand, is open
for ridicule. And don't give me any bullshit about poverty. There were
other equally poor people who drove into my
neighborhood, and they behaved very well.
So with that, Id like to dedicate a Mexican version of Lee Greenwoods God
Bless the USA for all you 30-year-old hombres who impregnate your
13-year-old girlfriends and then drive to better neighborhoods to give
your wife and kids at least one opportunity for
happiness each year:
And I'm proud to be in America
Because everything is FREE.
And there's nothing that can ever stop
My entitlement mentality.
And Id proudly stand UP, next to you
But I'm only 52.
I rape and steal and drink and drive
I'm a dirtbag through and through
Halloween rules even with the fucking Mexicans doing their best to ruin it...
© by Michael Cooper 2007