Gothics are big cowards

Gothics are big cowards.

I should know. I almost got to beat the shit out of one today - but he was a big coward

There I was in my lunch break shopping around trying to find a copy of Hordes of the Underdark but because Atari Australia are a bunch of retards who, not only can't get the game out on the date they said they would but when they finally do, ship so few that each store got like 4 copies only, I couldn't find one. I was not in the happiest of moods.

I come around the corner and have to cross a line of people heading for the down escalator - including this gothic, so I take a couple of sidesteps to avoid bumping into anyone on my way through when this dickhead (obviously trying to convince himself that he is a tough badass) ploughs right into me and gives a look of "What are you gonna do about it?"

So I give him a hard shove back, right in his solar plexus so as to wind him, and say something like "Watch where you're going fuckhead."

I start to walk on when I hear something like "Ooh. Big tough guy you fucking Nazi." I think he then muttered the usual shit left wingers spew along the lines of "Bush is Hitler. Saddam is innocent. It's all about the oil"

So I stop. I turn slowly. I walk back to him. Given that he was a few inches taller than me he thought I might back off and stood his ground as I approached. Either that or he was already paralysed with fear from the insane glint in my eyes. I then grabbed that stupid studded dog collar around his neck, pulled his head forward then snapped his neck back and slammed his back into a nearby wall.

"Listen here you diseased piece of shit. Call me a Nazi again and I will dig my fingernails into your ugly face and rip that stupid shit tattoo around your eye clean off."

I then gave him another collar slam into the wall. "You fucking get me?" I again yanked his head forward by the collar and shoved him in the back in the direction of the escalator with a final "Now fuck off!"

And he did. Off he went down the escalator with not so much as a grunt of indignation. Of course - you need dignity in the first place so I should not be surprised. I was hoping he would come back at me, take a swing or something - at least then I could have kicked the shit out of him and claimed self-defence as he threw the first punch but being a big fucking coward he did nothing.

He was all big to say something when my back was turned and I was walking away but had nothing to say when confronted.

If he called me a fascist I probably would have let it go but since I hate socialism in all its forms (National and otherwise) and that I don't hate Jews, I could never be a Nazi.

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