Alice Cooper Rules
“Alice Cooper. You have been accused of mass mental cruelty. How do you plead?”
“GUILTY”
On this day back in 1948, the body that would become host to Alice Cooper - the greatest rock artist in history was born.
Look at those photos. They just screams “I rule all you piss ants”
He so offended a nation that his shows were being sold out just so people could walk out on him.
You can see some cocksucker as the head of some leftist group back in the early 70’s saying “Alice Cooper is an evil fascist who promotes violence against people and animals. So to make a point and really hurt him we are gonna buy all the tickets for his show – all of them so he gets as much money as he can from the show. Then when he starts playing we are gonna walk out and he will be all upset and he’ll cry”
Oh yes. He rules so much he even had people who hated him buying his concert tickets and his records. Not only that, but he invented the stage theatrics and big extravagant shows. Up until he came along all your concerts were some knob standing up on stage singing.
No pyrotechnics. No giant spiders. No electric chairs. No skeletons. No freak babies with two heads being cut up with an axe. No guillotines.
Ozzie and his doves were derived from Alice’s chicken incident.
Those nancy boys in KISS with their painted faces and blood
spitting – bah. They can thank Alice for that idea. Same as your metal bands in
the 80’s – Poison, Guns ‘n’ Roses, Def Lepard, Motely Crue, Metallica – all owe
their existence to Alice’s trendsetting work back in the 70’s. And let’s not
even mention today’s “shockers” like Marilyn Manson, Eminem, Insane Clown
Pussies Posse and all of the gangsta crappers
out there who are just cheap carbon copies of Alice Cooper’s ideals and concepts
– if not an outright copy of him.
Look at this list of killer songs. My god how can someone (besides me that is) rule so much?
I’m Eighteen
Ballad of Dwight Fry
Under My Wheels
School’s Out
Elected
Billion Dollar Babies
No More Mr Nice Guy
I Love the Dead
Muscle of Love
Welcome to my Nightmare
Only Women Bleed
Department of Youth
Cold Ethyl
Go To Hell
Teenage Frankenstein
He’s Back (The Man Behind The Mask)
Freedom
Lock Me Up
Poison
House of Fire
Bed of Nails
Trash
I’m Your Gun
Hey Stoopid
Feed My Frankenstein
Lost in America
Brutal Planet
Wicked Young Man
Sanctuary
Gimme
It’s the Little Things
Can’t Sleep, The Clowns Will Eat Me
Triggerman
Dragontown
And those are only the really good ones – not even the “this one is okay so I don’t mind listening to it” ones.
We're not worthy!!!
We're not worthy!!!
© by Tiberius Alatheus 2004