A Temporary Release
From Monday – well seeing as I probably won’t be home from Saturday – from Saturday, I will be handing the keys to the Asylum over to Merewenne as I will be taking a trip up the north west to get away from this shitty wintry weather, among other things.
I am taking this trip up north with, of all people, my ex. Yes – her. With the most recent fuckstick out of the way and me being the one constant in her life who has not done a Jekyll and Hyde act on her, I hope to rekindle what we once had in the eight glorious days of just the two of us in the heat, sun, sand and surf up there.
Do I think I can bring her round? Honestly - no. I think my chances are equivalent to that of a lone defender in the city of Gondor against the entire host of Mordor at Pelennor Fields including trolls and Nazgul with Fell beasts, who is also without the benefit of two little hobbits secretly trying to destroy the source of the enemy’s power. (Couldn’t have the universe making things easy for me now could we?)
But as a fallback point – I may have the copious amounts of alcohol we plan to consume while on this trip, but even that slight help is diluted by recent illnesses and medication that have seriously limited my ability to consume and process alcohol before sickness and unconsciousness set in.
Of course this is already providing me with much more stress than I need thanks to the mixed and constantly changing signals I am getting from her – and we haven’t even left yet.
I am sure by the topic and/or tone of my first posting upon my return you will be able to tell which way things went and whether or not I was successful in this endeavour.
Anyway – from what will hopefully be a lovely eight days filled with heat, sun, sand, surf and getting-back-together sex, I then shoot off interstate to what will probably be worse and more wintry weather than we have here. The only reason I am going is because a rich family member is paying so it would be stupid to pass up a free holiday when all I have to do is put up with some shitty weather.
There may be an update in the two days between getting back from up north and heading interstate though I doubt it. So just read the articles you haven’t already or read your favourites again. Check out the awesome sites on the links page and tell everyone you know about The Asylum.
I sure hope things work out otherwise I will have to kill the first leftist that crosses my path after she shoots me down again. No it won't make her change her mind but it will make me feel better....
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