Carboat vs. Carbomb Which Is Better for America?

I think I speak for most Americans when I say that the video of the Cuban carboat (which was intercepted this week off the coast of Florida) impressed the hell out of me. The carboat itself is a testament to the desire for Cubans to get the hell out from under Fidel Castro's thumb (not to mention their work ethic and technical prowess). Aren't these exactly the types of immigrants we WANT in America? And why does the "Religion of Peace" continue to get a pass? Shouldn't it be the other way around? Here's a side-by-side analysis:

	Cuban	Islamist
Political Views	Anti-Castro Republican	Pro-bin Laden Democrap
National Pastime	Baseball	Killing Jews
Greatest Movie	Scarface	al Qaeda Training Video
Greatest Invention	Floating Car	Exploding Car
Women	Hotties	You look, you DIE
Hates	The Gay Agenda	President Bush
Propensity for Bestiality	Average	Swedish-level high
Worst Potential Crime	Drug Dealer	Hijacker/Terrorist
Dancing Ability	Impeccable	Dancing is punishable by death

Hmmm.... Seems like we should be doing all we can to get people like this into the country. Where the hell is the ACLU? Why aren't the democraps complaining about the Cubans' "civil rights?" Oh yeah. Most Cubans don't vote democrat, so they apparently don't count. Cubans sure as hell don't embrace the "Castro is Cool" theme currently being embraced by the likes of Dhimmi Carter and Hollywood. I guess Cubans are simply not "progressive" enough to appreciate the socialist utopia that Castro has created for them. Either that, or it's the Marxists in THIS country that are full of crap. You decide.