Until now, I’ve allowed this. Not anymore. I have had enough with Kerry supporters in general. Not only do they drive like shit, they are ill mannered and crude. I can’t even begin to compile all of their behaviors, but here’s a short list:

They walk into polling places carrying Kerry placards, wearing Kerry T-shirts, or wearing Kerry buttons. This is illegal in every state in the union, but the law means nothing to the majority of these clowns. I’ve seen this over the past week in news broadcasts from Florida. I have not seen a single Bush supporter do this. Coincidence? No fucking way. And the examples of blatant voter intimidation and threats coming from Kerry supporters at voting locations in Florida is well documented. Fucking shameless.

They vandalize signs, cars, or anything else they feel they should be able to "act out" against. True, there are stories of several Bush supporters doing the same thing (like that dumbass in Colorado who tripped over a chain while running from the police, knocking himself out cold LOL!), but let’s be honest. Apart from teen vandals (who aren’t picky about whose signs they deface), mostly Kerry supporters are perpetrating this. When you factor out the urban legends (and there are tons of them this year), this is a Kerry problem.

They break into Bush campaign headquarters, steal laptops with important information on them, and vandalize what’s left. There are over a dozen such incidents this year (in Florida, Ohio, Washington, Oregon, California, and other states). This is not a smattering of random burglaries, they are concerted efforts by Democrats and labor unions. Which ones? I can’t say until the police complete their work. I’m not going to point the finger at the AFLCIO or Terry McHorseface (yet). But it is obvious that these criminal acts (each a "Watergate" in their own right) are being planned by somebody. It doesn’t help when that fatass Elizabeth Edwards hints that there will be riots unless John Kerry wins (or that not a single leader of the democrap party has condemned the left’s violent, criminal behavior).

They have taken up the talking points of Osama bin Laden (or is it the other way around?). Either way, the Marxist-Islamist alliance has never been stronger. There’s nothing more socially retarded than making "Bush is a chimp" jokes while we’re at war in what may well determine the fate of this great nation. Anyone who points out "Bush’s Seven Minutes" (without pointing out Kerry’s 42 minutes) shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

They’re moronic. I saw a news clip the other day of a parade of race-baiting "Civil Rights" activists and other associated urban legend believers in Ohio. They were carrying a banner that said (and I’m not making this up) "Don’t Let Nobody Turn You Away," (in reference to Kerry’s assertions that Bush is trying to "disenfranchise" minority voters). How fucking pathetic. People have fought and died for these cretins to have the right to vote. I don’t expect the average voter to be a Mensa member, but for Christ’s sake, they should at least be able to read and write at a 2^nd grade level.

They’re hateful. I’m not going to list all of the incidents of teachers across the country berating and humiliating students with fathers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. Again, there are some urban legends mixed in with the REAL stories, but there is unquestionably a pattern of hatred coming from the left. They hate this country, they hate George Bush, and they hate the fact that America is a superpower. They will go so far as to make excuses for Osama bin Laden and the terrorists. Shame on them. Actually, I take that back. FUCK THEM. That’s better.

It is for all the reasons mentioned above that I have decided to end my long-held practice of pre-emptive corrective driving. If you’re a Kerry supporter who drives like a normal human being, you have nothing to worry about. You use your turn signal when you change lanes, and if I see you I will let you in. But for the small percentage (82%) of Kerry supporters out there who drive like shit, your free ride is over. You’re going to have to actually think and act like an adult for once in your life (and realize the fact that this world doesn’t revolve around you). There are other drivers out there who continue to factor in your self-absorbed behavior and prevent you from getting into an accident. As of this week, you’re on your own. You’ll either learn to act like a human being, or you’ll be forced into the ditch. You’ve been warned.

By the way, there is an even MORE annoying group of Kerry drivers than the ones I encounter on the way to work. These are the assholes that (on the drive home FROM work) will deliberately drive in the right lane until the last possible second, then try to get you to let them in. On the drive home, the freeway I take is very crowded, and the selfish Kerryites feel the need to "jump the queue" as it were. Just yesterday, I made one of these assholes actually stop his car on the right shoulder. He had a full 2 miles in which to merge, but he chose the "easy way out." Traffic had slowed to a crawl, and he deliberately drove in the (non-crowded) far right lane (which he KNEW would end) so he could squeeze in line ahead of everybody else who waited in traffic. Eventually, he (running out of space) drove to the point that he was almost in front of me (ready to squeeze in between me and the car in front of me). His "Defend America – Defeat Bush" bumper sticker was all the motivation I needed to stop him from taking advantage of my kind nature. He started to squeeze in when I laid on the horn for about thirty seconds, flipped him the bird, rolled down the window and yelled "Learn to fucking drive you fucking traitor!" He had no choice but to stop his car there with a shocked look on his face. Traffic picked up, and eventually started to move quickly again. I’m not sure, but I think he might still be there!

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