Hey, howya doin' there, fuckface? No Shit Sherlock here, with another angry rant. Here are ten things that I'm sick of
hearing. They are ten lines of liberal bullshit, and if I hear one more person spewing this garabage, they're
going to get a tire iron across the teeth. Consider yourself warned:
10) "Other parts of the world have been dealing with terrorism for decades. Now America's finding out
what it's like to live with terrorism."
What the fuck does that mean, exactly? That we somehow "deserve" to be attacked?? This is just liberal code for
"Ha ha ha." Teresa Heinz Kerry said this recently on Larry King Live (fucking bitch).
9)
"A young woman has gone missing in the local (Chinese, Hispanic,
Russian) community. The police have tried to crack the case, but they
need to be sensitive to the fact that people from
(China, Honduras, Russia) are AFRAID of the police. As a result,
the police need to "reach out" to those communities and show they
mean them no harm."
BULL
FUCKING SHIT (with a cherry on top). If you're so afraid of the police
(most likely because you're here illegally) that you can't even bother
to help out when one of the members of your own garbage community goes
missing, then don't come to my country! Stay in your third-world
shithole.
8)
"Grandma Milllie lost $100,000 in a (ponzi, Nigerian oil, European
lottery) scam. Back in her day, people were more trusting of one
another, so she never saw it coming (and we should all feel really
sorry for her)."
Nice
try, dipshit. People from that era are NOT all a bunch of trusting
simpletons like Millie, I can assure you. When I was a kid and would
get ripped off by purchasing Sea Monkeys, X-Ray specs, or anything else
I saw in the back of a comic book, my grandfather would laugh his ass
off (before telling me "if it looks too good to be true, it probably
is" or "you don't get something for nothing"). Any old person who gets
scammed is just plain stupid.
7) "I support the troops but not the war."
Oh,
mega-bullshit on this one. If you support the troops, you should
support their mission (they do). Saying you "support the troops but not
the war" is like saying you support the Detroit Pistons, but you don't
want them to fly to Seattle to play against the Sonics (because all
sorts of things could happen). The troops support the mission. If you
aren't in favor of the war, that's fine. Just don't pretend to give a
crap about the troops (because we all know you don't). And how is
calling them "Puppets for Halliburton" showing "support?" Assholes..
6) "A migrant worker was robbed at gunpoint by (surprise, surprise) ANOTHER migrant worker. Because he comes from a country
where they don't trust banks, he always carried his money with him."
Well
boo-fucking-hoo! Look, the only reason Esse doesn't have a bank account
is he's here illegally (and probably involved in some sort of petty
crime ring). He wants to be able to cut-and-run the minute the cops
find out he's got an identity theft business (or child prostitution
racket) running out of his apartment. I won't shed a tear for poor
Hector.
5) "We're creating more terrorists than we are killing."
People
who say this leave out the words "I hope." They HOPE we're creating
more terrorists than we're killing, but we aren't. The Muslims are
creating terrorists, not us. True, people like John Kerry say that the
Imams of the "religion of peace" are pointing to the fact that America
is actually killing terrorists (who are trying to kill us) in order to
indoctrinate children. So what do we do? LET THEM KILL US???
This
is one of the worst lies of the left today. They would have us all
believe that a peace-loving, family man (who happens to be Muslim) is
just walking down the street, minding his own business, when he sees a
newspaper headline. The paper says that the Marines
are fighting Al Sadyr at the "holy mosque" in Iraq (which he is
using as a fucking military base). Then, uncontrollably (like the
Incredible Fucking Hulk) this "peaceful" Muslim loses it, and turns
(instantaneously) into a blood-thirsty, throat-cutting terrorist. Yeah,
that happens all the time... (dickweed)...
4) "The (Hmong, Samoan, Mexican) community is seeing an increase in (tuberculosis, poverty, tooth decay, etc.), and the
government needs to come up with a solution."
Does
anyone really care about this? First of all, you are not supposed
to come to this country if you cave a communicable disease
(TB, AIDS, IBS, or whatever). Don't come here and expect me pay
for your fucking healthcare. And just because you can't bother to brush
your fucking teeth, it doesn't mean WE should feel sorry for you
(because I for one don't). All I know is that I'm tired of looking at
it.
3) "Kofi Annan (or Nelson Mandella) challenges America to give more money to fight AIDS in Africa."
Well
I challenge Nelson Mandella to give more money to fight heart disease
in America. How ya like them apples? We've given billions to these
third worlders (who think that drinking urine or raping pre-teen
girls cures AIDS). Shit, remember the Muslims in Africa who
claimed that the polio vaccine is a Jewish/American plot to kill
Muslims? Now they're refusing our help (and polio - a disease cured by
one of those much maligned American Jews - is now making a
COMEBACK in Africa). So what can we do? Three words: Let 'em
die. That's what. If Allah feels they're worth
saving, he can do it.
2) "Mr. Vilocovich's family was wiped out in the accident. They weren't wearing seatbelts, but Mr. V's lawyer says his
client has suffered enough. He has requested that all charges be dropped."
You
gotta be shittin' me, Pyle. Throw the fucking book at this guy. It
seems that every month there's a story of another dumbass immigrant who
comes from an inferior garbage culture in which seatbelts aren't used.
Welcome to America, asshole. If you're going to put your (eight) kids
in the car, belt them in! And that goes double for Esse. I don't care
what your "culture" dictates. You're in our country, and you have to
follow our laws (no matter how "racist" that may seem to you). I
realize that YOU don't give a shit about your twelve children, and that
(like Doritos) you'll "just make more," but in America, we are actually
saddened when a child is killed by your stupidity. And any American who
locks his kid in the car on a hot summer day, is going to get a boot up
his ass (my boot).
1) "America has lost its position of leadership in the world."
Tell
that to Saddam Hussein, asshole. America is just as strong as it always
was (actually, since our troops have now been trained in fighting
terrorists in urban settings, we are STRONGER than before). As far as
other countries RESPECTING us goes, I'm calling bullshit to that as
well. Right after 9/11, there were people around the world laughing
their bony assess off at what happened to America. They never liked us,
and I couldn't care less. As far as the French and Germans go, when did
they ever like us? Anyone who places too much weight on what other
people think of him is a Grade-A pussy (yes, John Kerry, this means
you). Grow a pair of balls and learn to be a real leader. Better yet,
just go fuck yourself.
