Liberals Are Racist - Part 27125

As anyone with a functioning brain stem knows by now, liberals are (for the most part) racist to the core. Nothing demonstrates this more than a new radio advertisement which wins the title of (NEW) "Worst Commercial in History" (sorry, Partnership for a Drug-Free America). The spot is a public service announcement put together by the FHA and a coalition of so-called "civil rights" groups. The purported goal of the ad is to draw attention to "housing discrimination" (something that is blown way out of proportion in America, but that's an argument for another day).

By now, most of you have already heard this uber retarded ad (called "Accents"). It starts out with a white man (trying to sound Hispanic) speaking to a (white) woman over the phone about an apartment that is advertised for rent. The woman immediately turns him down (saying "it's been rented already"). Rather than actual recordings of people being turned down, this ad is a mix between The Jerky Boys and The Phil Hendrie Show. After several other "minorities" are told the apartment is gone, the caller does an impression of an uber WASP (named "Graham Wellington"). Predictably, he is told that the apartment is available.

While I have to admit that the whiter-than-white "Graham Wellington" (who speaks in a voice that would make Thurston Howell IV, otherwise known as "John Kerry," want to vomit) made me laugh out loud, this commerical is anything but funny. In fact, it's racist. The caller doing the voices (from "Juan Hernandez" to an Indian named "Sanjay Kumar" to a black man named "Tyrone Washington" - who sounds more like James Carville than he does Denzel) goes out of his way to stereotype ethnic accents. The Indian, for example, sounds like Apu from The Simpsons.

Yes, in the real world, people ARE turned down for housing based (for the most part) on nothing more than their perceived ability to pay their rent (or whether or not they'll trash the place). If Johnny Depp or Courtney Love wanted to rent a hotel room from me, I'd say "no way." Does that make me "racist?"

First of all, a guy named "Graham Wellington" is probably a rich Democrap (John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Jay Rockefeller) who would NEVER rent an apartment. He probably lives in a mansion. I can assure you that if "Juan Hernandez" spoke like Mr. Wellington, he'd get the apartment. The "Ty-RONE Washington" voice is a slap in the face to black Americans. And speaking of "face" and "black," remember Al Gore's speeches to black churches around the country (where he tried to sound like what HE thought black people sounded like)? You can't get more racist than that. And don't get me started on Ted Danson....

The ad is racist, it uses racial "Amos and Andy" stereotypes, and it's funded by a gaggle of "civil rights" groups that are more interested in making sure that John Ashcroft is thrown in prison than they are about so-called "rights." I won't attempt to show you which groups are behind the ads. You can check it out for yourself. After milling around for about five minutes, you'll quickly realize that you're only 3-4 clicks away from radical, anti-American hate groups (the backbone of the democrap party).

Another myth perpetuated by the ad is the notion that racism can only come from white people. I'm calling bullshit to that one. There is no doubt in my mind that there are (right now as you're reading this) apartment managers in Miami (or Los Angeles) who speak only Spanish. If a white family wanted to rent there, they would surely not be able to do so. But again, being a white man married to a Japanese woman, I can say first hand that so-called "housing discrimination" (by race) is a very minor problem in this country.

As for me, I live in a racially-diverse, middle-class neighborhood (and I wouldn't want it any other way). I have people of all races, faiths, and political stripes on my block. Of course, I don't have any illegal aliens, white trash, or dreadlock-wearing trustafarians living around me. And my family and I are better off for it !

This brings me to my second point. The Democratic party in America is one of the most racist institutions in existence today. As everyone knows by now, John Kerry didn't get a "bounce" out of the convention. He claims it's because not enough people saw it. Again, this one ranks about an "8" on the Bullshit Meter. If MORE people had seen the Democratic Convention, Kerry's support would have dropped another 5-6 points. Very few people saw, for example, Al Sharpton talking about "the white man." He showed his true racist colors (and the racism of the Democratic party) when he claimed that Republicans expecting Hispanics who come to this country to speak (his words) "The White Man's Language" are "racist." Think about that for a second. He thinks that Hispanics should be able to speak only Spanish (an opinion that his shared by the good people behind the "Fair Housing" ad, since half of their ads are in Spanish).

What Al Sharkton failed to mention (because logic is apparently only for "white people") is that three of the five languages spoken by Teresa Heinz Kerry at the convention ARE WHITE MAN'S LANGUAGES!! What the hell, SHARPTON HIMSELF speaks "the White Man's Language." The only languages Bush speaks are English and Spanish. So doesn't that make Bush only 50% "racist," whereas Teresa Ketchup is 3/5 "racist???" And I thought we were all supposed to live together in harmony as Americans (you know, like the people in MY neighborhood do?). Isn't speaking the same language a requirement in "understanding" one another?

Let's say that Juan Hernandez speaks only Spanish (because English is "the White Man's Language"). And let's say his neighbor ("Chang") speaks only Mandarin. How can they "live in harmony" unless Chang speaks Spanish or Juan speaks Mandarin? The obvious answer is THEY CAN'T. The English language has been the common glue holding this society together for over 200 years. Don't like it? Then do us all a favor and kill yourself already. I'm so sick of racist Democraps, I'm ready to go postal.

The ONLY discrimination/racism I've ever felt (because of being in an interracial marriage) was from a white woman I worked with (a Democrat, by the way) who said "I would never let my children do what you did," and a distant (liberal) relative who HOUNDED my wife about how she MUST HAVE felt "racism," in America (and who tried to tie my wife's race to the whole stuggle for "gay rights"). Other than that, my wife has felt no racial discrimination whatsoever.

Oh yeah, and two years ago (while my wife and I were at the airport, going to Las Vegas), we saw a Puerto Rican woman berating a red-cap (an older black man). He had told her that she couldn't park in the loading-unloading zone. She launched into a profanity-laced tirade, calling him (her words) a "fucking nigger." She was screaming this (repeatedly) in front of her young daughter, and I felt really bad for the guy. What could he do? Eventually, my wife told the lady to "shut up," and she told my wife "This ain't your business, Chink." God, I wanted to smash that cunt in the face with a tire iron..... Ok, what was I talking about, now???

So that's the lesson for the day. Liberals are racist, Democraps are racist, and the people who shout the loudest about "civil rights" are usually the most racist SOBs on the planet. Continuing to allow inner-city black kids to speak Ebonics (as part of "their culture") has done more damage than "the Klan" could ever do. This is exactly the type of "soft racism" that President Bush is trying to stop (but he gets laughed at for it). So please, stop it with the phony "civil rights" organizations and your retarded PSAs.