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Origins of the Marxist - Islamist Alliance Revealed!

No War (heh heh)!

The Global Marxist-Islamist Alliance, which has now become the dominant political and social force around the world, had its roots in the mid-1980's according to top experts at the Cooper for President campaign. The earliest evidence that anti-American communists were working hand-in-hand with anti-American Muslim fundamentalists comes from March, 1985 at Wrestlemania I. At that pivotal event, world history was made when Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik teamed up to defeat Mike Rontundo and Barry Windham (the U.S. Express) to win the World Tag Team Championships.
 
Since then, the alliance has grown exponentially, dwarfing all other political and social movements around the globe. The alliance is perhaps best noted for its defeat of Prime Minister Aznar in Spain this year. After the Spanish voters threw out the conservative P.M. and replaced him with a socialist (who announced he would pull Spanish troops out of Iraq), the terrorist group responsible for planning the bombings in Spain announced a "cease fire."
 
"As far as I'm concerned, the alliance was nothing more than a wrestling gimmick to play up the American public's animousity towards the Russians and Iranians during the Cold War," lamented WWE owner Vince McMahon. "We had no idea that it would actually grow into a global political movement. I used to think that people who thought wrestling was real were stupid, but these Marxist-Islamist people take the cake."

For years, political and social scientists denied such an alliance could actually exist. After all, how could communism (which was built upon the premise that "Religion is the opiate of the masses") actually work together with radical Islam? The answer is simple: They both share a common goal - hatred of capitalism, hatred of Jews, and hatred of America.
 
When you see a radical buzzcut bulldyke at a "no war" rally (standing right next to an Islamist woman in a full body burqua), it is difficult to comprehend why they would be working together (without a full understanding of the Marxist-Islamist Alliance). Like a real tag team, Trojan Horse "peace" groups (usually nothing more than front groups for the North Korean or Cuban governments) work with Islamsits (and so-called "civil rights" groups) to achieve their common goal. Despite the fact that Muslims are supposed to kill all homosexuals and Jews, you will find plenty of gay and/or Jewish Marxists who are willing to overlook that in order to achieve a "higher goal" - sticking it to America and George Bush.
 
So when you see a dirty, smelly hippie at a 'peace' rally, holding up an Israeli flag with a swastika painted on it, you'll know that you've just seen an active member of "the alliance." When you see a so-called "feminist" standing side-by-side with a bearded Muslim cleric (who would just as soon rape and murder the bitch with his bare hands as he would look at her) you no longer need to be confused. It's that (let's all join hands and say it together) "Marxist-Islamist Alliance."

If I don't win some sort of Nobel Prize for this discovery, then we'll KNOW it's fixed. I'm not holding my breath..... Now go order some Cooper 'Tard Cards (ya pencil neck geek).

(C) 2004, Cooper for President