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2005 Archives

Boycott Malaysia

posted on 14/1/05

Idiots

posted on 15/1/05

Best. Ad. Ever

posted on 18/1/05

Leftists are the world's best projectionists (updated 6/9/05)

posted on 20/1/05

The REAL story of Harry Potter

posted on 23/1/04

Calling all Warriors

posted on 24/1/05

Fucking Dipshits (updated 27/1/05)

posted on 25/1/05

Fucking Dipshits II

posted on 27/1/05

I need your help

posted on 27/1/05

And what would The Asylum be without dumbass goth hatemail?

posted on 5/2/05

A General Message to all Leftists

posted on 17/2/05

Alien vs Predator

posted on 17/2/05 

Greenpeace are a bunch of criminal pussy chickenshits

posted on 19/2/05

A guide to sidewalk etiquette

posted on 26/2/05

Little Leftist Shitheads

posted on 28/2/05 

More leftist stupidity

posted on 8/3/05

More reasons to rid society of leftists

posted on 11/3/05

Useful things to be done with leftists

posted on 18/3/05

Leftists are Nazis

posted on 23/3/05

More retarded search strings (updated 5/4/05)

posted on 26/3/05

Goodbye fuckhead. I hope you die

posted on 7/4/05

Of leftist stupidity and telecommunications

posted on 8/4/05

An Interview with Sean Penn

posted on 13/4/05

A Brand New Evil: Resident Evil 4

posted on 18/4/05

Internet Fuckheads

posted on 22/4/05

The Future of Star Wars

posted on 27/4/05

The Amityville Shining

posted on 2/5/05

Bottom of the Barrel Movie Reviews: Cannibal Ferox

posted on 10/5/05

From the Mind of Madness – Issue 03

posted on 15/5/05

Revenge of the Sith

posted on 20/5/05

Another leftist dumbfuck

posted on 30/5/05

Battlestar Galactica: A film about the War on Terror

posted on 2/6/05

A Story of Roaches

posted on 11/6/05

Working with Morons Pt 3

posted on 18/6/05

Another Death Drill

posted on 26/6/05

Of leftist stupidity and matters of food

posted on 28/6/05

Alice Cooper Still Rules

posted on 12/7/05

Up yours, metrosexual pussies

posted on 21/7/05

Fatwas from fuckheads

posted on 21/7/05

Yo ho. Yo ho. A Pirates! life for me

posted on 1/8/05

All psychics are frauds

posted on 8/8/05

VSU Protest: A Commie bashing chance gone begging

posted on 10/8/05

A shameless plug

posted on 24/8/05

Even more retarded search strings

posted on 28/8/05

Forced Abortions for Everybody!

by Special Guest Michael Cooper

posted on 31/8/05

Logic for Women (and Feminized Males)

by Special Guest Michael Cooper

posted on 1/9/05

N'awlins: My kinda town

by Calvin Leshon Goldtooth

posted on 4/9/05

Blame for the aftermath

by Michael Cooper

posted on 5/9/05

Sean Penn: Typical Leftist Shitbag

posted on 5/9/05

No Thanks, Assholes

by Michael Cooper

posted on 6/9/05

There Goes the Neighbourhood!

posted on 8/9/05

Never Forgive, Never Forget

posted on 10/9/05

A Pussy's Take on Anger

posted on 10/9/05

Enough already about petrol prices!

posted on 15/9/05

Be careful not to step in the bullshit

posted on 18/9/05

The most retarded city in America

posted on 19/9/05

Six Newsbabes I'd Like to Poke

posted on 26/9/05

The Great Art Project (updated 3/10/05)

posted on 30/9/05

Let the Yakuza Run Iraq

posted on 3/10/05

Behold the power of allah

posted on 10/10/05

The Explodey Awards

posted on 10/10/05

The joke's on you

posted on 11/10/05

More bathroom etiquette

posted on 17/10/05

Buses and Trains

posted on 22/10/05

How to Annoy, Confuse and Scare the Piss out of Whitey - Part I

by Calvin Leshon Goldtooth

posted on 23/10/05

Children – The Wave of the Future

posted on 23/10/05

Real Men

posted on 24/10/05

Throw a Leftist Halloween Party!

posted on 24/10/05

Geoff Gallop: A disgusting cowardly traitor and communist shitstain

posted on 25/10/05

Shitball Lawyers, Goths, and Chicken Fuckers

posted on 27/10/05

Bottom of the Barrel Movie Reviews: I Spit On Your Grave

posted on 29/10/05

Homey's Global Jihad

posted on 7/11/05

Homey Swap

posted on 21/11/05

Stupid Commercials

posted on 22/11/05

God, I hate Arabs

posted on 22/11/05

Attack of the Whores

posted on 23/11/05

Just add breasts

posted on 5/12/05

A simple solution for all druggies

posted on 5/12/05

March of the Fudgepackers

posted on 5/12/05

Make way for the Hector Alert

posted on 7/12/05

Senator Fielding to leftist scum on VSU: Fuck You

posted on 9/12/05

VSU: The hilarious fallout

posted on 10/12/05

Some riots are more equal than others

posted on 14/12/05

Ho Fucking Hum... The Top 10 Most Overhyped Non-Stories of 2005

posted on 19/10/05

Finally a faithful version of The Punisher!

posted on 26/12/05